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Identification: Aurobindo M
Type: Male
Discovered in: India
Can be found in: Durgapur, West Bengal, INDIA
Dependency (Woman Inchange of Financial Exhaustion): None

Physical properties:

• Dimension: Can be squeezed into a 120cmX70cmX70cm box
  
• Texture: Depending on sunlight exposure, varies from white to reddish-white
• Agility: Rusty until contaminated with high dose of caffeine
• Operational hours:
  Highly effective: Between 10am till 10pm
  Effective: Between 8am till 10am and 10pm till 2am
  Delusional: Between 2am till 8am
  
• Recharge: Requires 4 hours of daily hibernation with at least one 12 hours session every fortnight. Otherwise a regular 6 hour session will do just about fine
  
• Ideal operational temperature: 22? C
  
• Atomic Weight: Fairly dense. Varies due to inconsistent level of “Flaky Annoying Tissue” (FAT)
• Sporting Activities:
  Professional Level: Sleeping in Lectures
  Amateur Level: Programming
  Beginner Lever: Soccer and Cricket
  
  

Chemical properties:

• Most stable when independent
• Allergic to reality TV and Daily Soaps
  
• Able to absorb great amount of spicy food, followed by becoming a good source of Methane
  
• Attracted to electronic gadgets
• Best soothing agent: Music (mostly rocks)
  
• Every now and then requires to travel to reset the system